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firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

hansonhanson:

A bench made of salvaged joists from a 153 year old townhouse. #woodworking
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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

thesejulez:

My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.